Good bye ol' faithful. We had a great relationship, short lived, but full of fun. I'm sorry- it's time for me to move on.
When I saw the new, younger version of you, I just had to have him. He's so much more sleek and stylish, and does much more than you ever could. Anyway, I'd like you to meet Bert- my new love.
Bert is my new birthday present (which is still weeks away yet). But if I was to attempt to make this ball dress, ol' faithful would have groaned at the thought.
Well, I'm off to break Bert in. *hehehe*